Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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