don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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