i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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