all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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