Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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