Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
What a dumb baby whore.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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