Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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