Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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