Me. At least after what I've been through.
Welp...herpes.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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