i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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