Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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