something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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