I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
