At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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