4 words: hood of his car
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
tell me about the fingering
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