Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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