I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
