3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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