That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The air taste purple.
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