We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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