Already got asked if we're dating
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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