I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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