you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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