And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is wine microwaveable?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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