i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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