It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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