I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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