If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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