There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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