I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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