i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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