they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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