Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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