Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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