just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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