Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i believe in u and ur pee
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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