Where is the hickey?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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