Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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