Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
