Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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