gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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