Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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