theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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