do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
it's like iHOP with fire
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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