I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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