One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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