I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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