I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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