And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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