why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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