I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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