i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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