You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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