Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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