i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
