The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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