The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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