The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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