I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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