My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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